Taper = Weird happenings!
- On: 06/08/2009 18:20:09
I really do love the Taper week! I look forward to the rest and more free time to do things other than Triathlon!! But, I swear, when I taper VERY weird things happen…here are few in just a few days!
· Our kids are still in school – until June 17th (that is how many snow days we had) – so, it has been pretty status quo here..and since it really doesn’t feel like summer yet, I can not believe it is nearly mid-JUNE!!! Slow this summer downnnn!
· I did not sleep well last night. No, not nervous, I am not nervous about my race this weekend, but we had very severe storms and because I slept nearly 10 hours on Saturday night (yeahh!) …well, you know how that goes…so, I had VERY weird dreams. I VIVIDLY remember having a baby. Yes, I recall EACH detail of the birth process and compared to delivering my twins, our 3rd child was a PIECE OF CAKE! We had a baby boy and named him Max. Maxwell Harrison. Seriously, I have thought about this dream ALL DAY!!!! AHHH. It was so real, ya know?
· I got up this morning early – and that was NOT fun after not sleeping stellar, but I had to get up and coach Masters. I was CRABBY!!! Sometimes I think we are allowed a day or early Monday morning where we are crabby. I had no real reason other than I was tired, it was POURING rain and freezing out and well…it was 5.30am! Anyway, I get to the pool and get the swimmers rolling and one of the newer girls in the developmental lane looked at me with those glassy eyes when I said, “300 with every other length drill.” I could tell she was struggling to digest that set so I went over and helped her with it. She asked me, “Jen, How many lengths is that?” Ok, now typically this would just roll off my shoulders and I would help them understand yards/meters, 25 per length, etc. But, she caught me in a bad mood and I said, “you know…I will not translate lengths and laps into yards for you….if you want to learn how to swim as a swimmer, we need to be able to swim in 50 yards, 100 yards, etc.” Oh bad, Jen!!!! It just flew out of my mouth and OF COURSE I was serious, but I typically try to pad that response a bit well…..nicer. So, I apologized and re-phrased it for her. !!
· Graham has been trying out for our Traveling soccer team (Morgan is still picking the daisies, which is FINE)…he has been playing soccer since he was 6 (he is only 7!) (youngest he can start) and Graham is a VERY VERY active and competitive child (hmm, wonder why?) so we are doing what we can to utilize that energy in sport. He has a passion for running and soccer – so I am going with it…anyway, soccer tryouts (yes, tryouts!) were two nights last week – in the corn fields of Illinois (my allergies were kicking my ass) and then the final team was announced last night. He was SO cute – we kept checking the TEAM page to see if he was selected – and he was! THEN, today we had to go and register and pay for him to play. And, the lady at registration (bless her heart) handed me oodles of paperwork and a sticker. I asked her what the sticker was for and she replied simply, “your car window.” OKKKKKKKKKKK, not this mom…..Yes, I guess all this stuff makes me a soccer mom, but TRUST me….I am not your typical soccer mom! I refused the sticker….nothankyou. But, do you see that lady over there in those JEANS? Yep, her…she’ll take the sticker.
· You know, this whole soccer thing (sorry to bore you w/ the details of this, but this is my kid’s life now…) kinda made me REALLY THINK about the kids that are not in houses that are as lucky….the registration fee for this Travel team + the uniform, etc, was A LOT OF money. Even I did a double take. Of course, I can not say anything b/c Jerome and I do TRIATHLON! But, the other side of that…I thought about Graham’s friends who would LOVE to do this Travel team, but they have single moms or parents that are in trouble with their jobs or out of work and it really made me realize how unfair programs like this are – I am sure there is financial aide, but you know what??? I am not so sure…and that really got me thinking about the clear delineation of social classes…..and not sure I was comfortable with it. I would love to sponsor a child that could not otherwise be able to play. I think I am going to ask the head coach about this. Trust me, this is NOT a simple few hundred dollar program – oh no!
· I saw 3 of my VERY GOOD Friends from High School at the soccer tryouts – Brian, Patsy and Jenny….all 3 of them SUPER soccer players in HS..so funny what goes around comes around…they were giving me crap b/c I never played soccer….We were all laughing like old times!
· I really do LOVE the taper - I know a lot are freaking out during their taper (carrie!) but it is all ok….it is so fun when you know you are ready to RACE!!!! It is when you are unsure and have doubts when the taper is stressful. Anyway, I went to do my swim workout today and went to the closest pool – a 25 meter pool. I typically do not swim in meters ONLY b/c this pool is like 1,0000 degrees, and I would rather swim SCY if the water is cool….but, I had already coached in the hot pool/deck – so I needed to stay close. Anyway, MAN It is amazing when you are rested and ready to race – I was looking at the clock and had to think (remind myself!) that I was in SCM versus SCY b/c I was swimming so well! Ahhhhh.
· After lunch I went out on my TT bike to do an easy ride….and I literally was out for 10 minutes and the sky opened up! I got dumped on – that rain where you have to stop b/c you can not see? Then, as soon as it came, it left…but there I was drenched and my poor little bike soaking wet!!! UGH….I really do not like cleaning my bike!
· When I was out on my ride – I was on this little road where the speed limit is 25 mph and the cops are ALL OVER this road…and I saw a snapping turtle with a car stopped near it and a younger kid outside near the turtle with a towel….having the snapping turtle jump and snap at the towel. I thought the kid was trying to get the turtle off the road…so I kept riding….then, I had to circle back and there was the turtle – DEAD!!!!!! I WAS SOOO mad. I think that kid tortured that little poor turtle AND then ran him over. I was getting VERY upset, but there was nothing I could do…he was long gone. What a jerk. UGH…seriously, how can anyone do that??
· And, when I pulled over during the MASSIVE rain today (and just laughing inside b/c I got rained on yesterday too on my bike!) an older guy pulled over (this is a nicer neighborhood) and asked if I was ok…And, I answered YES…Then, he said, “You know…it is absolutely pouring out here!” Um, yes, thank you….and I said, “If I rode only when it was nice, I would never ride!!!” And, the old man said, “you know what….that was the smartest thing anyone said to me today!” And with that we both nodded at one another and moved on. We understood each other.
· We leave on Thursday for the East Coast – it is like Christmas week for me. Yes, I am that excited to race…nevermind the racing hard work stuff….I just love this adventure and we usually rent a mini-van (gasp!) to drive there, but this year, my new SUV is big enough, so we roll in that. But, first, I must pack!
· I will be off my laptop from Thursday-Tuesday. I will play on Facebook a little bit, but will not blog or work! I don’t need to say that I love my job, but even though I love my job, I do need a break. Once I start telling athletes that they can NOT count their swim lengths/laps in numbers and they need to count by 50, 100, 150,etc., it is TIME for a breather! It will be nice to re-connect with the kids and Jerome on this road trip and focus on me and my race @ Eagleman. I have some athletes racing EM (Angela, Kate, Catherine) and I know they understand as well, so thank you.
I will see you all on the flip-side! Let all the hard work do it magic! Good luck to everyone racing this weekend – ‘tis the season! GO GO GO! :)


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- #1
- Posted by: Carrie Kimber - kimber6@comcast.net
- On: 06/08/2009 19:00:32
DUDE!!! Have fun and kick butt at EM!!! You know you have all your athletes cheering for you!!! GO!! SUFFER HARD AND THEN SUFFER SOME MORE!!! See, tapers can be tough!!! When you taper it gives you more time to digest the crazy in life!!! Poor turtle!! Good luck this weekend!! Ohhh ... Have a BLAST!!!!- #2
- Posted by: kate o -
- On: 06/08/2009 19:38:07
I'm calling you every 10 minutes from thurs to sun am...just to say hi and ask stupid questions.- #3
- Posted by: Julia -
- On: 06/08/2009 19:49:35
Ditto.Ha kidding. Have a fun weekend. I sure hope that the rain and 40-50 degree temps dont follow you east:( you will have a great race and car trip with the kids ( I hope!!!)
- #4
- Posted by: Adrienne - ansaeger@gmail.com
- On: 06/08/2009 19:55:13
good luck this weekend! definitely keep that attitude of "I've trained hard and am ready to kick ass" with you throughout the week and into the race. Have fun!!!- #5
- Posted by: Angela Kidd - angela.kidd@navistar.com
- On: 06/08/2009 20:27:38
So funny. You were actually in my dream last night. In the dream we were both freaking out because we mysteriously gained a lot of weight - although I gained a lot more weight than you.Have a good trip to MD. I can't wait to get on that airplane!
- #6
- Posted by: Mary B - mbtri@mac.com
- On: 06/08/2009 20:32:10
I love that you want to sponsor a kid! I am pissed about that turtle too. I don't understand people who do shit like that!Tapered or not, you are always ready to kick some booty! Enjoy your trip and time with the family! I can't wait to hear how well you do!!!
- #7
- Posted by: Sherry -
- On: 06/08/2009 20:39:49
Wow! What a couple of days! I can't wait to experience this full-on taper phenomenon. Scott will probably want to lock me away in the back room with my 'bad' bike. ;p Wishing you TONS of luck this weekend at EM. Have a super safe trip and KICK BUTT!!!!- #8
- Posted by: marit c-l - mchrislaut@aol.com
- On: 06/09/2009 00:05:13
You know - I've had birthing dreams as well. NEVER painful...no. But - I'm usually really upset and regret the fact that we've had kid(s). I think its my conscious letting me know to wait a while :) Maxwell Harrison does have a nice ring, though. Yeah for road tripping! BE SAFE and HAVE FUN! Time to unleash the inner JH beast - gogogogo this weekend. It's your race - have a blast!Awesome that you want to help out kids on the soccer team. You are so right - the divisions in our society are simply mind boggling...and the kids - who don't have a lot of understanding between the socioeconomic divides - are the ones who really end up suffering. Yeah, you may be a bit crabby at 0530 Monday morning, but deep down you're a real softie :)
Good vibes from me to you!
- #9
- Posted by: Angelina - angelinadrljaca@yahoo.co.uk
- On: 06/09/2009 02:32:51
First of all, have a great race this weekend - you will rock it. Ha ha, Graham is into soccer (or football as we call it over here) - it must be his British roots :))) Soccer mom ;))) Nice dream by the way, anything we should know??- #10
- Posted by: mary - maryeggers@gmail.com
- On: 06/09/2009 04:24:36
Good Luck! Kick ASS!- #11
- Posted by: Bri Gaal - brianne@osbmultisport.com
- On: 06/09/2009 05:26:56
Miss Daisy the Soccer Mom! Kick butt at Eagleman!- #12
- Posted by: Beth - shuttba@hotmail.com
- On: 06/09/2009 06:12:47
Your trip to Eagleman sounds so fun and like such an adventure!! Enjoy every second as I know you will and kick some major butt in MD (again, as I know you will!). We will be cheering for you!!- #13
- Posted by: kari -
- On: 06/09/2009 06:30:37
wish more people were like you and wanting to help out others, especially when kids are involved and being told they cant do what they love and dont understand why. we are all very lucky to be able to persue our triathlon dreams and pay race fees and buy new gear.super good luck to you this weekend! safe travels :)
PS i'm secretly glad we never saw crabby jen in tucson.. i was crabby enough for everyone. ha.
- #14
- Posted by: Trigirlpinkwithablackbike -
- On: 06/09/2009 06:33:43
Wooooooo hoooooo! Are you PSYCHED??? Yes, I'm sure you are.Fresh new googles? Bright sunny towel? M&M's for post race re-fueling?
Subway scouted out? Sad I won't be there to meet you AND race. Grrrrrrrrrr!
- #15
- Posted by: Kim K. -
- On: 06/09/2009 07:00:52
i thank my parents for putting me through countless years of soccer on traveling teams, dance and violin lessons - while i never became a professional at any of them (although i do dance a mean sprinkler at the bar), it was money well spent to make me well rounded. your kids will thank you :) KICK ASS at eagleman - i will be cheering for ya online!!- #16
- Posted by: Danielle "Pedergraham" -
- On: 06/09/2009 07:33:28
Jen, Have a great race and a safe trip. Congratulations to Graham on making the traveling team. (As you know, Lelia and Morgan could be the captains of the daisy-picking club!)P.S. I am sometimes crabby at morning workouts, but fortunate enough that I swim with almost all the men and they just ignore me. Then I think I should, "Get over my bad self," and then I laugh, because it means I am taking advice that you gave to ELF's dog. :)
- #17
- Posted by: Leah - leah.flickinger@gmail.com
- On: 06/09/2009 09:08:48
Good luck this weekend and enjoy your travels!- #18
- Posted by: Emily Krauklis -
- On: 06/09/2009 09:36:55
I saw you coming into the neighborhood after that downpour... Yikes!!- #19
- Posted by: Drew -
- On: 06/09/2009 11:39:10
Oh man, taper = twilight zone. I look so forward to the "rest," but it never works out that way does it? Bad dreams, irritability, feeling groggy and sick all week. Blah!- #20
- Posted by: Drew -
- On: 06/09/2009 11:39:55
Oops, hit "submit" before I got to say good luck! You'll do great at eagleman, tear it up!- #21
- Posted by: Jensjourney - jenandmicah@mac.com
- On: 06/09/2009 13:45:07
Good luck to you girl!! MY INSPIRATION!Looking forward to hearing how well you do! Go get em Jen!
Best wishes,
jen
- #22
- Posted by: Dawn M. -
- On: 06/09/2009 14:47:23
Good luck at your race this weekend, Jen - kick some butt! :) Have a great trip with Jerome and the kids! Hope all is great, take care.- #23
- Posted by: Damie -
- On: 06/09/2009 17:04:16
Loved the post until I read about the turtle and now I am on a rampage to kill mean people. I am seriously pissed. good luck this weekend.- #24
- Posted by: Bob Mitera - robertmitera@comcast.net
- On: 06/10/2009 06:09:12
Good luck in EM this weekend. Look for Ken in the M25-29 age group. I'll have him seek you out to say hello. You will probably be cycling and running with him. (Sssh, he is fast too.)Kids programs are tough. I know I had a real problem raising money for the PPD swimming program in HS and college. Most of those kids were in Palatine, Inverness, etc. I was from the wrong side of the tracks.
- #25
- Posted by: Wes - wes1030m@yahoo.com
- On: 06/10/2009 06:45:00
Enjoy your taper :-) and if you need ANY coaching skills for being a traveling soccer mom, let me know... I am an EXPERT!!- #26
- Posted by: britta english - jbenglish@hotmail.com
- On: 06/10/2009 09:58:13
Good Luck Jen! You will do great.- #27
- Posted by: Shannon - slw013@gmail.com
- On: 06/10/2009 13:07:22
Hey Jen! Glad the taper is treating you well (mostly!) :). I hope you and your fam have a blast at Eagleman - you deserve some fun (and hopefully it's in the SUN!).Hugs,
Shannon
- #28
- Posted by: Mary Ironmatron -
- On: 06/10/2009 16:17:07
Good Luck, Jen! I'll be tracking you!- #29
- Posted by: Chloe - kathrynchloe909@yahoo.com
- On: 06/10/2009 19:19:45
good luck this weekend! And riding in the rain? I'm right there with you! Have to love the random florida rain storms :)- #30
- Posted by: Jennifer Cunnane -
- On: 06/11/2009 05:52:07
Oh how funny - I love it that Graham wants to be competitive and then your daughter pick daisies. I probably have a household of budding florists because all of my kids are pretty laid back and non-competitive. YOu will have a GREAT race at Eagleman - enjoy your time off, you deserve it! P.S. if you get too bored, I will join Julia and Kate by texting you every 30 minutes if needed.... :-)- #31
- Posted by: judi - judir6@gmail.com
- On: 06/12/2009 19:06:11
omg, snippy snippy. remind me not to take a masters class from you! have a great race. i know you will.- #32
- Posted by: Dawn M. -
- On: 06/14/2009 20:29:54
Way to place 1st AG, Jen! :)) Awesome! ...and inspiring!! xo Dawn- #33
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